ZOMBIES. DUDE. ZOMBIES.

OMG YOU GUYYYYYS. REINE DU CIEL IS OPENING WITHIN, LIKE, THE NEXT FEW DAYS! SUPER-EXCITING!!!

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So, okay, I know I was going to talk about Christmas shopping today. But now I'm not. For the following reasons:

• It's freaking October. Mind you, I've bought all my Christmas gifts already (and practically everybody I know is getting something of an Etsian nature), but I'm pretty sure normal people aren't this anal about getting their shopping done early.
  
• I think my mom may have found this blog, so I don't really feel like talking about Christmas presents right now cause it would be a bit awkz if she found out that I am getting her a pair of totally stylin' SAS shoes and a color-coordinated flowered tracksuit. (LOLZ, just kidding, Mom!)
  
• I have found a new shop to be completely obsessed with, and I really feel the need to talk about that instead. IT'S AN EMERGENCY, YOU GUYS. AN ~EMERGENCY~. Check this out:

"ZOMG!" you may be (and probably are!) saying to yourself. "That is the coolest ring I have ever seen in my life! Also, I have a complex now that nobody will find me attractive because I don't have a gigantic cocktail ring with a gross bug on it." Just last night, I felt the same way. Which is why I bought one of these fine fly rings from Schmutzerland. But now it's a drag because all I can do is ogle the rest of the shop and lust after stuff.

Exhibit A:

Why, yes, I believe that is a knock-off Chanel bag. From the 80s. In purple.

Exhibit B:

Totally creepy faces, available with or without skin!

Exhibit C:

AN OCTOPUS ALL UP IN YOUR GRILLE.

They also have some really cute vintage boots, but they're too little for my stupid gigantic feet, and it makes me bitter. I can't really talk about it.

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Finally, because it's almost Halloween, and because the living dead are awesome: can I interest you in some HIDEOUS ZOMBIES?

From twolittlefruits:

I feel like this a really good picture, because it's striking and also factual. Zombies do love brains!

brokesy has pillows that would be very comfy for any zombies in your life:

I was going to make some joke here about having a zombie in your bed, HURHURRRR, but that's cheesy and also a little yucky even for me.

Did y'all read Pride & Prejudice & Zombies? If not, you should. It's totally excellent. And sweetheartsinner made a charming coordinating pillbox:

Zombie Charlotte Lucas (IDK, I always assume that's supposed to be Charlotte... I guess it could be any old-timey Regency zombie lady, though) wants your mood stabilizers and vitamins!

Finally, stickerella knows that, in the regrettably inevitable event of a zombie apocalypse, it's good to be prepared:

I want one, but I guess I should get a vehicle first.

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Thus endeth today's compulsive shopping!

Next time: Wall art, old-lady chic, helpless obsession, and the momentous-ish grand opening of Reine du Ciel Design!